i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Princesses don't give blow jobs
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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