Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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