perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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