tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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