I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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