if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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