I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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