K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
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I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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