Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
The ass gains better be worth it
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