I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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