What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I need to stop coming to work sober
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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