Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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