and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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