I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Vodka?
Forever.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
you never un-have a 4some
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