I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
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I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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