Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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