I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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