I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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