The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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