there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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