: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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