i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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