Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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