Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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