lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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