i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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