i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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