I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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