I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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