i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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