we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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