I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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