I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
soo... how was my night?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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