In the future we'll all be gay
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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