Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
