no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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