I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I have demons in me.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
where are you?
Hypothermia
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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