You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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