you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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