All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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