But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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