I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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