don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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