This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
The police scanner is talking about you again....
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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