Buhtt sex?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
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He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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