Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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