pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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