Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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