i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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