Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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