i think my mom watched the whole time
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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