So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Is it because I queefed?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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