i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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