We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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