oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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