so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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