he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
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Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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