Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
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you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
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So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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