People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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